Kindergarten pearls

In this blog, we bring you the precious pearls of children that have been collected over the years. Enjoy reading them!

(T= teacher, C=child)

C: This story doesn’t work. I’ll take another.

T: How was your weekend? What did you do?
C: Pooped and peed.

C: Teacher, how much more will you live?
T: ?!*%#

C: My brain didn’t wake up yet!

C: Do you know who I am? You don’t. I washed my hair. That’s why!

C: You know what did “Ho-ho-ho” bring to me?

C: Teacher, can I help you?
T: Yes, you can help me! Bring the boots up!
C: No, thank you!

C: I want to sleep two years old today!

C: In 13 days, my new grandma and grandpa are coming.

C: I like to watch boring movies… They make it easier to fall asleep.

C: I’m sad now.
T: How sad are you?
C: Like a toilet.

C: My dad never jokes because people don’t know what he is talking about.

C: When daddy is working, he always brings me something. Sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn’t.

C: Ghosts exist in the zoo, but they have a high fence, so they can’t get out.

C: Teacher, you have a nice shirt.
T: Thank you!
C: I also have important shirts at home, but I don’t bring them to kindergarten.

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