{"id":4135,"date":"2022-03-20T10:23:36","date_gmt":"2022-03-20T10:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/?p=4135"},"modified":"2022-03-20T10:38:30","modified_gmt":"2022-03-20T10:38:30","slug":"kindergarten-pearls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/?p=4135","title":{"rendered":"Kindergarten pearls"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized is-style-rounded\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/IMG_20200916_101953-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4137\" width=\"576\" height=\"768\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In this blog, we bring you the precious pearls of children that have been collected over the years. Enjoy reading them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(T= teacher, C=child)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: This story doesn\u2019t work. I\u2019ll take another.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T: How was your weekend? What did you do?<br>C: Pooped and peed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: Teacher, how much more will you live?<br>T: ?!*%#<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: My brain didn\u2019t wake up yet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: Do you know who I am? You don\u2019t. I washed my hair. That\u2019s why!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: You know what did &#8220;Ho-ho-ho&#8221; bring to me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: Teacher, can I help you?<br>T: Yes, you can help me! Bring the boots up!<br>C: No, thank you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: I want to sleep two years old today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: In 13 days, my new grandma and grandpa are coming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: I like to watch boring movies\u2026 They make it easier to fall asleep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: I\u2019m sad now.<br>T: How sad are you?<br>C: Like a toilet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: My dad never jokes because people don\u2019t know what he is talking about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: When daddy is working, he always brings me something. Sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: Ghosts exist in the zoo, but they have a high fence, so they can\u2019t get out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C: Teacher, you have a nice shirt.<br>T: Thank you!<br>C: I also have important shirts at home, but I don\u2019t bring them to kindergarten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this blog, we bring you the precious pearls of children that have been collected over the years. Enjoy reading them! (T= teacher, C=child) C: This story doesn\u2019t work. I\u2019ll take another. T: How was your weekend? What did you do?C: Pooped and peed. C: Teacher, how much more will you live?T: ?!*%# C: My [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[86],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-for-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4135"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4152,"href":"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4135\/revisions\/4152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carobnisvijet.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}